Showing posts with label Ian Woodhead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ian Woodhead. Show all posts

Saturday, 10 October 2015

Mouthful of Carrion by Ian Woodhead





The world has fallen to a zompoc, but not like any zombies you have read before.

At least not Colin, a strange Zombie/Human hybrid but whilst the hunger gathers force his humanity remains.

Told in the first person it’s hard not to feel some sympathy for Colin even though he does some amazingly gross things!

IW does an amazing job to keep you teetering on the edge of disgusted, full of sympathy and giggling; but that is a unique skill he has as a writer.

I am pleased to see this is a trilogy as looking forward to seeing if Colin can find his sister and so much more, but can’t give the game away with spoilers – you must grab this book and read for yourself!






Saturday, 20 December 2014

The Other Side of Dead by Ian Woodhead




Well let me start with the fact that I got this book as a freebie! But felt it was so brilliant I then PAID for it!!

I will not go over what happens in each story!! I’m sure others will! But I will let you know how I felt about each story....

My only comment is that maybe the stories could have been in a different order but that’s personal preference!

Ian has a way of painting a scene that leaves you wide eyed!

If I have a complaint it’s that Ian does leave you gasping for more.....

Rotating Flesh:
Let’s just say I will never eat fast food again!!
 Yay to the right thing happening!!

Very Dead Dolls:
Great glimpses of the horror that surrounds this family with a spooky child perspective! Quick ending but omg yuck!!

Two Skins:
My favourite quote in a book for a LONG time "month old peach!" and the retort made me giggle!  Henry the mole will live with me for ages!  Fantastic ending... more please!

Crimson Dreams:
Flash horror but show stoppingly brilliant!

Beg the other Man:
Oooh a moral tale! The description in this short story is amazing and so detailed you can "see" it!

Lumps:
Red Furry Flower Pot... 4 words and you know who Ian is talking about... his descriptions are so clever and so bright!  pls pls pls expand on this story i want to know how? why? now what?

Blood Curse:     

Just sppppoooookkky!



Saturday, 15 November 2014

Undead Tales antholgy




Resurrecting Mind by Joe McKinney: Poor Kevin the last man alive after the world ended three years ago, its Xmas eve but he still believes.

But maybe he is not truly alone, whilst out foraging for decorations, he spots an ex-girlfriend and with some very corny jokes tries to nourish her back to life from the world of the zombie “faker”.

The twist at the end is heart breaking. Such wonderful writing and a superb way to start this anthology.


Louis by Carole Gill: Louis has decided to become a necromancer after his best friend dies. eeeew at the practice mouse.

A great tongue in cheek feel to this story, yet another interesting author I must seek out and try a longer piece of work from.


Breaking Out by Eric S. Brown: Bio toxins, the military and naughty, unethical Drs; what could possibly go wrong!

Loved the telling of this notsooriginal story. Blindingly fast, it was a super read.


Hard Choices by Todd Sprague: The juxtaposition of some of the Hard Choices and comments from the narrator would have been funny had they not rung the sad bell of truth a little too loud.

The Hard Choices only get worse as survival becomes the utmost driving force to this man.

I am curious to know if this is a standalone brief flash of a story, or if it is part of a greater story.

So far, every single author and story has been spot on!


Until Hell calls our names by WD Gagliani: Loved the approach to telling this story.

Set in the Old Wild West it brought a new tinge to an old story.

In between tales of confederacy and submarines (!) is the most awful tale of relationship abuse.

The wronged woman, along with her Mother, cast zombie spells to avenge they abuse. The story which follows is complex and I found it to be too harrowing to “enjoy” but it was thoroughly entertaining and caused a different sort of shudder in terror.

Amazing writing to make me feel so uncomfortable.


Till death do us part by Scott M. Goriscak: Poor Tim, the mortician, he finally finds the love of his life only to lose her in a freak accident.

Of all the horror in this book, the reading of the embalming made me actually gag.

When a rogue bolt of lightning reanimates his love all sorts of strange things start to occur.

I had to giggle at certain body parts coming apart as she decomposes. The ending, for me, was hilarious.


I forgot my own name by JD Gillam: A sad story from the zombies PoV.

This was obviously hard to write due to the decomposing brain, but well accomplished and interesting to read.


Zombie Camp by Lawrence R. Dagstein: Day care camp for zombie children, now that’s a thought! As the world has changed, apparently parental love and social ambition has not.

Very well-articulated to bring forth all the trappings of rich families and the dilemmas obviously faced when picking your child’s education and play mates.

A cracking concept with some outstanding dry humour.


The Zombie with the Dragon tattoo by Armand Rosamilia: Another rip roaring giggle a minute story.

Gary is in lust with Roxy the stripper, even if she is now one of the undead and all the hassle that brings.

When he decides to break into the Cheaters strip bar for one last lap dance he meets the bouncer and DJ who are not what they seem.

The normal sex focused zombie humour from this author, a really fun little story with some clever character twists.




Feast of the Dead by P. David Puffinburger: The first story with editing errors? Or not? I am not sure if this was an attempt at first person writing with intentional errors, but as it went on it did not feel right in its prose
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This story was neither funny nor sad but degenerated into a deliverance type rape scene that was poorly written. 

Really felt this story was out of context for this anthology so far, or maybe I just didn’t “get it”.


Mick’s Rules by Zach Brunner: A weird little tale of a 50’s circa zombie frequenting a bar owned by Mick and boy does he like to pick a fight!

Lots of dialogue and some nifty left hooks make for a fun showdown between the pair.

What walks in afterwards makes me want to visit and order some nachos and beer for some “people” watching.

Yet another fabulous author, who plays well on stereo types.


Written during rapture by Scott Nicholson: A love note vs a suicide note. Very brief story but oh so poignant.


Carriers by Ian DG Sandusky: A new take on what causes the zompoc. Kind of put me off my dinner!

Some great explanations, funny? Not so sure but definitely a sad indictment on our current way of life and destruction of the planet.


What’s a man gotta do by Chantal Boudreaux: An old ranch hand is trying to eke out a living by foraging and trading in the zompoc world.

However, he has an addiction, his Drink.  He risks life and limb for this special taste.

Whilst serious throughout the story the final lines really leave you on a giggle.

Always brilliant writing from Chantal.        


My name is Riley by Mark Tufo: Told from a dogs PoV this is a unique take on the zompoc.

Riley’s little pack must survive the start and ongoing zompoc, a teenage girl, a baby, a runt dog, Riley and a naughty cat – sounds like the start of a good joke – it’s actually a fabulous series that I encourage everyone to seek out.


How do you kill what’s already dead? By Jeremiah Coe: The Germanic barbarians are facing off the invading Roman Hordes, only these turn out to be zombies, an unfair advantage.

With a lot of chatter about the ancient military style  I found it hard going as not my favourite topic to read about. But the author gave me characters that I really started to care about to follow and become involved with.

The sad little twist at the end made the read very worthwhile.


Of the Dead by Ian Woodhead: As if zombies aren’t bad enough IW thinks up spider mutated zombies!

Just what is going on in that food factory, you can probably figure it out, but this author just loves taking you for a ride of terror.

The world presented in this short story is complex and hints at a larger set of stories, but IW does have extensive zombie writing experience, well worth a seek out.



I loved the humour, dark and slapstick, mixed with all the horror. Some really original stories mixed in this anthology with some original telling’s of old stories.

The contributors are well picked and well placed, so credit to the editor, himself an accomplished author.  Rich Orth has amazing little poems scattered throughout, which makes for some light relief and is an inspired thought.

One of my favourite anthologies to date.





Friday, 5 September 2014

The Bone Architect by Ian Woodhead





A mask that possesses and entices its victims to kill is an original idea from Mr Woodhead but still has his signature touch of locality, with its harsh environment, and humongous amounts of gore!  

Described as macabre and surreal IW definitely manages to do that, fiction?, I bl**dy hope so!

He throws the reader back in time at the start of the book to an unsolved/uncaught serial killer and his intimate thoughts and feelings whilst in the midst of a brutal kill. During flashbacks IW shows describes his original discovery of the mask and how it changes him, all with that intimate feeling of getting to know the killer and almost have empathy with him, almost.

However, if you don't pay attention at the beginning you will get lost, as the plot is intricate with a very fast pace that switches between characters, times and locations – I found this a bit disorientating several times and needed to back read, so this will either add to your sense of “hall of mirrors horror” or just confuse you!

The rest of the book focuses on a group of friends and how their dares lead them to spend the night in the “haunted serial killer house”.   IW then chucks in a few odd ball characters and they all end up in this nightmare together as the horror begins and things go bump and splat in the night.

This story has an element of thriller about it, not totally pure horror, as there is a good amount of hunting down victims and guessing who the killer is.

However, with so many characters I found it hard to keep them separated at times and as none of them were very likeable I was not very sympathetic towards them!

It was a short book too; maybe three hours in total to read, BUT give yourself those hours as you won’t be able to put it down for the relentless onslaught of this book, there is no real rest point.

Throughout the book I had a weird sense of de ja vu, IW really plays on that carnival “house of mirrors” element which had me feeling squeaky and shaky with disorientation. 

Left on an ambiguous note, sequel Mr Woodhead?? Me thinks your audience demands it.

On a final note, it is mentioned in several reviews that the first copies do contain some errors, however, even with updates there were errors, but this is an editing problem not an author issue.


Wednesday, 30 April 2014

An interview with Ian Woodhead

Ian Woodhead  has an impressive catalogue of novels, novellas, short stories and anthology inclusions to his credit. As a British author all his works are based in and around the UK lending a real connection and familiarity to all his stories. 

His largest collection is the Zombie Armageddon series, a new one, a collaboration with the wonderful Christine Sutton, is soon to be released!

He is always very generous with his time and devotion to his fan base!  You can always find him skulking around Facebook where he often leads discussions on books, movies and life in general! 

Now for some silly questions.....

What is your favourite sandwich? Drink? Chocolate/candy bar? (you can just pick one if you like!)

This is a tricky one. My tastes differ daily. I do enjoy a BLT in a morning though.  The ideal drink to go with that is (of course) a nice cup of tea!

If you want something a little more exotic, then I’ll have a strawberry or banana milkshake, thank you. :D Oh, and a beer.

As for choccy bars, probably a Yorkie. I had one of those raisin and biscuit ones yesterday, oh, that was most yummy!

Do you have a favourite place to write?

I write everywhere. I still use a notepad, so it's easy to scribble in a few words whenever I get the urge. Saying that, write now, I’m expanding my first Zombie novel, The Unwashed Dead, so I’m kinda stuck to the laptop.

Who or What is your personal favourite character/novel?

Fave novel is Imajica by Clive Barker. I do love that one.

If you had a theme track, what would it be?

Anything by Rossini, I think.

If you were to write your “memoirs” who would play you and key members of your life in the televised series?

I'm not sure I'd want my memoirs shown, I prefer people to play in my imagined worlds.
And back to silly, if you could have any supernatural power what would it be?


And back to silly, if you could have any supernatural power what would it be?

Ooh, I’d love to time travel. Yeah, that would be fun. I’ll need my own Delorean though, and not one that only moves into the temporal vortex at 88 mph. No good for Brit roads. Can you imagine how many tickets you’d get? 29mph, should sort out THAT little hiccup.

Sunday, 12 January 2014

Jennifer Thomas reviews..... Ian Woodhead

In this next wonderful guest spot from Jennifer Thomas she reviews a couple of novels from the prolific, scary and weird mind of Ian Woodhead





This book was amazing... you never knew what was going to happen from one page to the next.

If you like a good horror that makes you not want to eat while you are reading, well this is it. I even found myself lifting my feet so nothing would grab my feet.

I found this to be a truly unique sci-fi horror about survival, trust and the human breaking point.




I just finished reading this books last night and I have to say it is one of the best zombie books I have ever read!!! 

The story just flows over the pages and you are able to read it like a movie playing instead of a book you are following along with. 

There is just enough description of all of the characters to let you picture them and not so much detail that you get lost. 

I love the fact that you are able to follow through the entire zombie infection from beginning to end, you don't just get bit by someone and that's the story. This is not the usual zombie book.

Thank you so much to the author for writing such a wonderful book :o)

Friday, 20 December 2013

Zombie Armageddon Books 1-3 by Ian Woodhead





Ian Woodhead now has a brilliant new editor and she is beginning to make his books shine like they should, so if you come across typos etc don't worry they will be gone soon!

IW has some great, fresh ideas that he brings to the zombie story genre.

Wham! What a great way to start a horror book with some poor bloke, who I secretly hated (!), getting his manly bits bitten off!

If you are squeamish or scared of swearing then this author and series of books is NOT for you! 

Set "up North" in the UK, it's rough and tough stuff, and I'm pleased to note that he does not dumb  his dialogue down for others to understand; if you don't get a certain phrase, look it up, haha and eeew will spring to mind often!

Personally I thought the death and reanimation timings were a little too fast.

Amongst the general goings on of a zompoc are these weird, not so wonderful, characters - such as Dennis who goes on a full serial killer jaunt whilst loving the impending apocalypse.

A few sporadic little personal stories that usually don't end well gave me a sense of fullness to the whole story, such as poor Jacob, to be finally socially acceptable only to succumb to parental control. 

IW is a master at creating some really detestable characters and his gore descriptions are enough to make you wince. In his world nobody is perfect and we all have a little edge to us, especially if the zombies start to invade (although I would like to point out I have never buried anyone locally!)

As the remaining survivors meet up the tensions are high and IW leaves this book on a real cliffhanger.

What is following them? Will Dennis survive his encounter? Is his theory correct?

I really enjoyed the British element such as the snooker cues must be used against zombies instead of just an endless supply of bullets (the world is ended where are they all coming from?)

This book romped, or should that be groaningly shuffled, along with good pace, I am so looking forward to rest in this series.






IW has the ability with his writing skill to make you love or loathe his characters, with the reality and emotions that he gives them.

He reminds me of the late, great James Herbert in his character building; devoting a whole chapter to a back story only to kill them off in some gruesome way but still managing to add to the story in a subtle way.

This second book throws a whole new twist into the mix, a new breed of zombie? The character of Talbot has a nasty thread but where will it lead?

This time IW concentrates most of the action on a small night club, which has amazing pies, made me hungry! Very random.

New people are thrown into the mix and the clashing of personalities brings a new element to the story.

The final showdown is pretty tense and the outcome is another cliffhanger moment begging you to read book no.3.

I did wonder why there was no mention of the group of survivors from book no.1







In true IW style you are plunged straight back in to the gore.

This is yet another angle on the zombie outbreak based around the Breakspear housing estate, this time focused on the "posh" apartment block; The Mill.

Again, lots of character based action and how different people react to the Armageddon zombie style; some thrive and some do not!

The unique twist that is the "possible" evolution of the zombie, or at least another strain, is again bubbled to the surface with the strange, yet beautiful Alex and her minions - Dennis (?Wheatly), Vincent (?Price) and Christopher (?Lee); did IW just make a massive nod the horror greats?

As the two groups make their way towards each other for a munch and kill showdown the undead are merely the side show.

The ending is abrupt but IW explains that this is that all three books can be read as stand alone novels, but entice you to read book no.4 which brings all the groups together!






or you can save yourself some money and buy ALL three books plus a bonus content ....



Thursday, 12 December 2013

A Poor Mans Stuffing by Ian Woodhead




What child doesnt dream that their toys are alive - for me, my bear is still my confidant (@40+yrs old!).

To have him protect me like Mr Patch does Lisa - well!!! brilliantly written story! kept me thinking for ages!

Funny in its childish view point but heart warming enough to get you over the horror of toys having WMD!

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Chemical Flowers by Ian Woodhead & Suzanne Reeves



A wonderful mix of raunchy and horror!

Originally I found Harry to be a gross individual, cant call them characters really as Ian has a way of making them so real!  So, back to Harry...gross but strangely normal...eeek!

Then you get Sebastian, just when I thought Harry was the pits...Sebastian makes him seem like Brad Pitt!

The story is a fabulous idea of lethal plants and human efforts to escape the town they have sprouted from.  I could not forget the human to plant transformation, especially with an exploding flower penis!!

A great tingly sex scene between the aforementioned Harry, who cant quite decide if he is a male chauvinistic pig or just not met the right woman, who turns about to be the lushness of Maria; but did they forget in their passion that giant killer plants are on the loose mere feet from them!

I really enjoyed this story up until the end when I must have missed the explanation of why?  what was the slime? how did it all happen?

I beg Mr Woodhead and Mrs Reeves to PLEASE write a sequel or (and even better!) a prequel!!

I  need to know more.. my house plants are in danger until then, or is it me in danger??


Woodhead & Reeves what a great writing team!!

Friday, 29 November 2013

Duplicity & The Mirrored Blade by Ian Woodhead



The concept of this is so original and with usual Ian Woodhead style, the characters are believable and most definitely 3D!

This story really grips you and I would be surprised if anyone was able to put it down once started.

Some hilarious conversation pieces which appear to be IW signature; he manages to capture real life so perfectly and then turn the most horrendous moments into hysterical giggles! Not sure I will ever get the thought of a 5ft raisin out of my head when I next see a little old man!

When the blood, gore and gruesome action came it was so fast I had to reread most of it to get who was who and what they were upto.... felt like I was in a hall of mirrors on acid.

Really want more back story on this fascinating species... though not sure how they can be adaptable yet a dying race? :(

I need to start begging as this story demands  a sequel? or a prequel? please, please... I need to know!

what was the background to the "sisters" thoughts?

what did they eat underground?

why not live in "harmony" albeit murderous with us above ground!

what was their back story to this leap into the unknown!


Duplicity





I really enjoyed this story, so much I had to read it twice! IW knack of such believable, rounded characters really brings the story alive, a bit like the knives which appear to be possessed! It was a classic good versus evil story with a paranormal twist.

As usual the characters are IW strength, so believable, so "predictable" (in, I would do that!) and often so funny, the dialogue is always the highlight for me. 

Told in differing PoV gives the story a really unique feel, although it did get a bit disorientating with the time shifts, so you need to concentrate.  The longer story line gives full range to Ian's true character developing talent!

The tale starts with a rather brutal killing that appears to become a central focus for weirder things! I can’t really give too much detail without giving it away.... but you won’t be disappointed.

This left me thinking for quite a while

One of IW best novels to date; wow at the stuff that deranged brain produces!!